{"id":193,"date":"2006-02-23T16:46:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-23T15:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/c4pigbr.wordpress.com\/2006\/02\/23\/things-ive-read-recently-that-i-wish-i-hadnt"},"modified":"2006-02-23T16:46:00","modified_gmt":"2006-02-23T15:46:00","slug":"things-ive-read-recently-that-i-wish-i-hadnt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.c4pi.de\/?p=193","title":{"rendered":">Things I&#8217;ve Read Recently That I Wish I Hadn&#8217;t"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&gt;<a href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/5991\/1640\/1600\/electricicecreamcone.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/5991\/1640\/320\/electricicecreamcone.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>A stupid thing, but I still remember the patent!! It was an example of &#8222;stupid inventions&#8220; or something like this&#8230; \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/wickedstageact2.typepad.com\/life_on_the_wicked_stage_\/2006\/02\/things_ive_read.html\">Things I&#8217;ve Read Recently That I Wish I Hadn&#8217;t<\/a>: Via BoingBoing again. Now for those just two lazy to use their tongues to lick around the edges of an ice cream cone, there is a motorized ice-cream cone that does the turning for you. Yikes. &#8222;<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/20927199-114070960154889757?l=ingwing.blogspot.com' alt='' \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&gt;A stupid thing, but I still remember the patent!! It was an example of &#8222;stupid inventions&#8220; or something like this&#8230; \ud83d\ude42 Things [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.c4pi.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.c4pi.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.c4pi.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.c4pi.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.c4pi.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=193"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.c4pi.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.c4pi.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.c4pi.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.c4pi.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}